The Redneck SUV!

 

 

Did you hear about the redneck who won $3,000,000
in the State Lottery?

They gave him $3 a year for a million years.

      

 

 

The Redneck Yacht!

 

 

Question: How can you tell if a redneck is married?

Answer: There is dried chewing tobacco
on both sides of his pickup truck.

      

 

 

The Redneck Car Alarm!

 

 

Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40.
He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"

The driver says, "'Bout what?"

      

 

 

The Redneck Home School!

 

 

Question: What's the difference between a northern fairy tale
and a southern fairy tale?

Answer: A northern fairy tale begins with,
"Once upon a time... "

A southern fairy tale begins with,
"Y'all ain't gonna believe this . . . "

      

 

 

The Redneck Measuring Tape!

 

 

 

 

  
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