You have all seen those little hand painted signs hung in so many kitchens. Many are heart-warming and homey, but many are simply hilarious. Here is a collection of the funnier ones:
  • A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen
    and this kitchen is delirious.

  • No husband has ever been shot
    while doing the dishes.

  • A husband is someone who
    takes out the trash
    and gives the impression
    he just cleaned the whole house.

 

 

  • If we are what we eat,
    then I'm fast, cheap and easy.

  • A balanced diet is
    a cookie in each hand.

  • Thou shalt not weigh more
    than thy refrigerator.

 

 

  • Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves
    for they shall never cease to be amused.

  • A clean house is
    a sign of a misspent life.

  • Help keep the kitchen clean
     - eat out.

 

 

  • Housework done properly
    can kill you.

  • Countless number of people
    have eaten in this kitchen
    and gone on to lead normal lives.

  • My next house will have no kitchen
    - just vending machines.

 

 

  • The only reason I have a kitchen
    is because it came with the house
    when I bought it.

  • There are only three kinds of food
    - Frozen, Canned, & Take-out!

 

 

         

         

 


Wacky Chicks: Life Lessons from Fearlessly Inappropriate
and Fabulously Eccentric Women
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