These are actual excuse notes from parents
(including original spelling) collected by Nisheeth Parekh, Univ. Texas Medical Branch @
Galveston
- My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E.
today. Please execute him.
- Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had
her shot.
- Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,
30, 31, 32, and also 33.
- Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
- Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he
fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
- John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of
his face.
- Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football.
He was hurt in the growing part.
- Megan could not come to school today because she has been
bothered by very close veins.
- Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
- Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose
vowels.
- Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had
diarrhea and his boots leak.
- Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
- Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
- I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping
because I don't know what size she wear.
- Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We
forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it
was Sunday.
- Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to
attend her funeral.
- My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She
spent a weekend with the Marines.
- Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold
and could not breed well.
- Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed
with gramps.
- Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
- Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
- Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever,
sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat,
her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore
throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last
night.
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