She was so blonde that….

• She thought a quarterback was a refund.

• She tripped over the cordless phone.

• She put lipstick on her forehead because
  she wanted to makeup her mind.

• She took a ruler to bed to see
  how long she slept.

• If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

• When she heard that 90% of all crimes happened
  around the home, she moved.

• Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
  It took her months to figure out she could use it at night.

• What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front
  of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY'S wrong!"

• Why can't blondes take coffee breaks?
  They're too hard to retrain.

• What do you call nine blondes standing in a circle?
  A dope ring.

• Why can't blondes be pharmacists?
  Because they can't fit the bottle in the typewriter.

• What do you call a smart blonde?
  A golden retriever.

• What's the definition of eternity?
  Four blondes at a 4-way stop.

• What do you call five blondes at the bottom
  of the ocean? ...An air pocket.

• What do you call a basement full of blondes?
  A whine cellar.

• Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
  "This Goes In Front."

• What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? ..."Oh, look!! Donut seeds!"

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