Why are a lion at the beach
and Christmas alike?

Because the lion has sandy claws.

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Because it soots him.

What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

Where do Santa's reindeer like to stop
for lunch?

Deery Queen for a Blizzard!

Why do giraffes get Christmas gifts every year?

They are so good that they'll stick
their necks out for anyone.

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

He wanted to sleep like a log.

What do elves learn in school?

The Elf-abet!

If athletes get athletes foot,
what do astronauts get?

Missle-toe!

How many reindeer does Santa Have???

11! Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen
Rudoph (the one with the red nose)
Olive (Olive the other reindeer)
and Al (Then Al the reindeer loved him)

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

A subordinate claus.

Why does Santa's sled get such
good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners
on each side.

Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?

Because every buck is dear to him.

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

JUDY: What did the ghosts say
to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas
without you.

ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone,
sack time!

What do you call a person who is scared of Santa?

Claus-trophobic!

How do sheep in Mexico
say Merry Christmas?

Fleece Navidad!

What do you call a bunch of
grandmastersof chess bragging about
their games in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an
open foyer!

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil!
What should I do?

SANTA: Use a pen.

What reindeer has the cleanest antlers?

Comet!

What does Santa say when he
gets sick?

OH OH NO!

  
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