Living on Earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip
around the sun every year.

Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have,
the longer you live.

How long a minute is depends
on what side of the bathroom
door you're on.

Ever notice that the people who
are late are often much jollier
than the people who have to
wait for them?

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't
more people happy?

Most of us go to our grave with
our music still inside of us.

If Walmart is lowering prices
every day, how come nothing
is free yet?

You may be only one person
in the world, but you may also
be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much
fun to only make once.

Don't cry because it's over;
smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp,
some are pretty,
some are dull,
some have weird names,
and all are different colors....
but they all have to learn to live
in the same box.

Everything should be made as
simple as possible,
but no simpler.

A truly happy person is one
who can enjoy the scenery
on a detour.

Happiness comes through
doors you didn't even know
you left open.

Have an awesome day,
and know that someone
has thought about you today!

~Author Unknown~

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